Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates
Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. The wee bag on the side).
The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.
Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.
Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.
Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture..'
Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls .
The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the craw
Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.
The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.
Mussolini - woman in a Glasgow office who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker)
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