Glega Vasectomy

After having their eleventh child (Pocahontas Brittany Larsson O'Niell) a Glasgow couple decided that was enouh because they could not afford a bigger bed.So the husband went to the doctors to tell him that they diden't want any more children (wur no wantin any mere weans so were no) The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"a less costly alternative" said the doctor "is to go home and put a banger avalaible from most east end shops all year round in an empty beer can,light it then hold the can up to you're ear for 10 seconds"

The Glesga ned said to the doctor " a might no be the sharpest tool in the shed,but ah cannae see how putting a firework in a can next tae ma ear is gonnae stoap me hiving any mere weans"

"trust me" said the doctor

So the ned went home and light a banger then put it in a can,then put it up to his ear and started to count to ten.

"1" "2" "3" "4" "5".........At which point he paused,placed the beer can between his legs and started to count on his other hand.

This procedure works and is avalaible in Govan,Partick,Calton,Maryhill,Carntyne,Barrachnie,Garthamlock,Ibrox,Parkhead and shettleston.