Right there good folk I'm Ivan McGinty the local east end mucker tennis coach and ma tips for a good game are...................................
1. Wait until wimbledon is oan the telly before playing a few sets.
2. Always play on a main or minor road.
3. Don't use a net,use the kerbs as lines.
4. Use weans chalk tae mark the bass line in.
5. Always use wan of they parks recreational rackets.
6. No need for an umpire,both you and you're pal should be able to tell if its in or oot.
7. And finally,watch out for the big boys coming alang and stealing you're rackets.
Happy Tennis Muckers....................30 - 40
BTW..............The last time a played "Wyatt Easterhoose" he beat me 6-4,6-3,6-0......Good Luck Tae The Mucker Blog
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