Check this page oot good folk of Glesga

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Some-Glasgow-facts/532209690172484

Waiting For The Day

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Hitler Hears The Lidl In Duke Street Is To be Shut Doon.

Big Des McNulty

Upon hearing Ed Miliband describing Andrew Mitchell as toast....An excited Eric Pickles could be seen feverishly ordering foie gras and quails eggs.

Bilbo Baggins

Wyatt Easterhoose

A was always a big fan of the electric chair......A thought it was the best thing since sliced head.

All The Best From Charles Bronson

Hello There,Charles Bronson here.....I follow the mucker blog from the high security wing of the most secure jail in Britian....I love the good folk of Glasgow's east end and I feel we are kindred spirits.....And a must say that the mucker blog is more mental than me.......Hats Off To Big Dave......He is teaching me some mucker sayings by correspondence and a value him as a right good mate...A was talking to him on the phone last night and he asked me when a was going to make another "Death Wish" movie......MENTAL.

Hitler Hears Of The Death Of Frank Carson.

Hitler has trouble wae the GHA

Hitler misses the ice cream van

Hitler Gie's Up Facebook

Wyatt Easterhoose

A wonder whit that guy who was hawdin a hostage in that restaurant in Glesga City Centre was awe aboot ????? Seemingly he was acting suspiciously....He ordered a salad !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wyatt Easterhoose

The last time a went tae the Costco a left Charlie Mulgrew in the moter !!!!!!!!!!!

Hello its Bond.....James Bond......The mucker blog is a shite for shore eyes.....X

A wiz oot and aboot there the noo heavy bongoed and a spotted this wee tager cumin back fae the game....so a shouted tae him "awlll mate wit wiz the hampden roar" the wee rocket didnae even crack a light....the cheek a it........so a chased the wee trumpet and smacked him wae a vodka jubilee a heavy dillion right oan the back of the napper....and then a thought tae maself thats a no bad trackie that boys got oan......and a thought jist dae it.....wan new trackie fur me...RESULT YA BAM

Albie Einstewart

E=Eckies

So they reckon that nuetrino's are travelling faster than light.......that's a load a ceek,trust Albie Einstewart its awe pants and am still right muckers. Here is a new equation fur you awe........... Muckers Blog = Funny Glesga humour or as I like tae put it MB=FGH

Glega Vasectomy

After having their eleventh child (Pocahontas Brittany Larsson O'Niell) a Glasgow couple decided that was enouh because they could not afford a bigger bed.So the husband went to the doctors to tell him that they diden't want any more children (wur no wantin any mere weans so were no) The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"a less costly alternative" said the doctor "is to go home and put a banger avalaible from most east end shops all year round in an empty beer can,light it then hold the can up to you're ear for 10 seconds"

The Glesga ned said to the doctor " a might no be the sharpest tool in the shed,but ah cannae see how putting a firework in a can next tae ma ear is gonnae stoap me hiving any mere weans"

"trust me" said the doctor

So the ned went home and light a banger then put it in a can,then put it up to his ear and started to count to ten.

"1" "2" "3" "4" "5".........At which point he paused,placed the beer can between his legs and started to count on his other hand.

This procedure works and is avalaible in Govan,Partick,Calton,Maryhill,Carntyne,Barrachnie,Garthamlock,Ibrox,Parkhead and shettleston.

Certificate of Dickey-Do

This prestigious award is presented to you because you're belly sticks out further than you're Dickey-Do !!!!!!!!!